The Fact of The Batter

Hello there my kittens,
So sorry that I haven't been penning to you properly but I've been much preoccupied. The common rumour and rumination at the moment is that me and a dear friend of mine are on the dark side of the lawn. No not the law, the lawn.

In terms of my feelings towards the police at this current state of affairs, I've never felt so much rage against the machine. Granted, I am an semi-Asian girl with little to no respect for gravity so if I were to mosh with passion in the middle of a crime scene (brandishing come stereo typical noodles and bowing a little too much) it would be quite the sight to behold. There is a club here called behold. Golly gee.

I saw star trek the other day, and I'm sure your buttocks are now inching slyly to the edge of your seat to know what I think. I'm sure the perspiration is dancing a blotchy waltz about your face in anticipation of my opinion.
Well who am I to disappoint?

Its very good, and I should like to give particular kudos to whomever plucked spocks eyebrows. Really, they were very well done. Those eyebrows were about as precise as an obsessive compulsive chemist with symmetrical nostrils.

Toffee, I've got to fly soon, This is not due to the fact that I am fly. Those two factors do coincide with each other however they do not directly relate. If you are really interested in the fact that I must depart and the fact that I am undoubtedly groovy than you can hold a town council in your local area and get back to me on the results of the seminar or the debate. Conversely, you can use Cai squared to figure it out.

A friend of mine sent me a copy of 'Repo : Genetic Opera' the other day. Its just about the only form of media where paris hilton doesn't look like a stretched elastic fish about to take a marginally large crap.

This film does have a habit of taking thither to vaguely cruddy actresses and what not and transforming them into something halfway decent. I didn't like the girl from SPYKIDS at all, ofr example, but I have to admit she is truly superb in Repo.

Moving on, up and down.
If you are male and are reading this then I'm sure you had a good smirk at that one.

Crud.

Turrah.

Jhonnie Cat